13 Nursery Rhymes Retold For Adults. Hush little baby, don't say a word, other people live in this goddamn apartment building. Posted on April 09, 2014, 20:10 GMT Keely Flaherty. Dirty Nursery Rhymes. Back to: Dirty Jokes (Row Row Row Your Boat) Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend. Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. He said, "Excuse me ladies.
Jan 12, 2017 · Adult - adult nursery rhymes, *rude**swearing* Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front but she didn't wear that one very often Mary had a little lamb. Dirty Nursery Rhymes-----Abraham Lincoln Rhyme Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. He said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty.".
Welcome to Adult Nursery Rhymes Here are a few nursey rhymes that have been "modified" *evil grin* hehe. Jack and Jill Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun-Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son. Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Nursery rhymes are a wonderful way for kids and adults to spend time together and grow their imaginations. Some great nursery rhyme activities you can do with your child include the following: A great way to spend time together and learn nursery rhymes is to have a play night.