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Nov 25, 2014 · 17 Dirty Jokes That Are So Filthy You'll Need A Shower. Muahahaha. WARNING: Very inappropriate (and hilarious) language ahead. Follow the . Funniest Dirty Halloween Jokes. An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"37/59(59).
Some of these Halloween jokes for adults have semi-adult content and some are just a little too complicated for kid humor. These Halloween jokes for adults may be a little too mature for little eyes and ears. However, none of them are x-rated since they are only one click away from the Halloween jokes for kids page. When we were gathering our favorite Halloween Jokes for Kids, there were a few that went over the kids’ heads just a little bit.Those are the jokes and riddles that ended up on our list of Halloween Jokes for Adults!We did keep this list family-friendly even though there are definitely some funny Halloween jokes that go in a different adult direction.Author: Mariah.